Jeff, yes there is a snoodle zooplankton
So today I was telling my friend Jeff about how some plankton look like two men snoodling. He retorted with "pics or it didn't happen" So, Jeff, here are the pics.
As you can see, there is a Zooplankton shaped like two phallus's (i know bad use of the sacred apostrophe). This is just more proof that nature caters to the twelve year old pervert in all of us.
Some more things nature gives us irresponsible few are thrill rides. No its not rock climbing or skydiving. It is the little known sport of Moose Riding. All you need is a lake, a canoe and a moose. Just wait for the moose to cross the lake, and when it gets to the point that it can no longer touch, just canoe up to it and hop on. The next fun part is trying to guess when the water gets shallow enough for the moose to stand. You want to ride for as long as possible but not so long that you are on top of a pissed off moose running through the woods. This is important, you could break a pinkie, and by pinkie i mean your face.
So on other notes, I was at work today and myself and the new guy were putting together a grill. He had done the bottom part of this Weber masterpiece before I arrived. So I arrived just in time to put the magnificent chrome top on. Little did we know that this fine piece of equipment had a bent leg. So we spent a good half hour working it over with a hammer and pliers we convinced it to fit. Then after the new guy left I continued to put together the finer points of the grill. This is when i came to a delimma. The remaining screws did not fit. So obviously this was Weber inc.'s fault. After much grumbling and trial and error I finally decided to backtrack. Keep in mind that the grumbling and trial and error took about three hours. this is when I discovered that the problem existed between the wrench and my shoes. I had spent three hours looking dumb. The good part was that i was not bored at work at all. The bad part was that I was seriously considering, a)starting up smoking again b)going "postal" or c)turning on what was assembled of the grill and putting my face to burner. But with my face saved and the store safe from insanity for a bit, it was time for me to go home. thats when i got on my bike and rode home in the rain.
One last note on my bike. I almost hit a runner while riding in the dark, the same car almost hit me twice within two miniutes, aaaand a couple pedestrians had to jump out of the way as i appeared out of the dark. It is time for a headlight i think.
Some more things nature gives us irresponsible few are thrill rides. No its not rock climbing or skydiving. It is the little known sport of Moose Riding. All you need is a lake, a canoe and a moose. Just wait for the moose to cross the lake, and when it gets to the point that it can no longer touch, just canoe up to it and hop on. The next fun part is trying to guess when the water gets shallow enough for the moose to stand. You want to ride for as long as possible but not so long that you are on top of a pissed off moose running through the woods. This is important, you could break a pinkie, and by pinkie i mean your face.
So on other notes, I was at work today and myself and the new guy were putting together a grill. He had done the bottom part of this Weber masterpiece before I arrived. So I arrived just in time to put the magnificent chrome top on. Little did we know that this fine piece of equipment had a bent leg. So we spent a good half hour working it over with a hammer and pliers we convinced it to fit. Then after the new guy left I continued to put together the finer points of the grill. This is when i came to a delimma. The remaining screws did not fit. So obviously this was Weber inc.'s fault. After much grumbling and trial and error I finally decided to backtrack. Keep in mind that the grumbling and trial and error took about three hours. this is when I discovered that the problem existed between the wrench and my shoes. I had spent three hours looking dumb. The good part was that i was not bored at work at all. The bad part was that I was seriously considering, a)starting up smoking again b)going "postal" or c)turning on what was assembled of the grill and putting my face to burner. But with my face saved and the store safe from insanity for a bit, it was time for me to go home. thats when i got on my bike and rode home in the rain.
One last note on my bike. I almost hit a runner while riding in the dark, the same car almost hit me twice within two miniutes, aaaand a couple pedestrians had to jump out of the way as i appeared out of the dark. It is time for a headlight i think.
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